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fishingboatproceeds:

justmargaret:

hermionejg:

Tumblr: JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS

Me: Who?

Tumblr: ASDFGAHGHGHDGDAJOSHUABRANDFORAUGUSTUSWATERS

Me: Is this an actor? Theatre? Films? Television? What’s he been in?

Tumblr: I DON’T KNOW JUST GOOGLE IMAGE HIM JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS

Me: *googles*

Me: Oh. I understand.

Holy shit.

Hello there.

(I am not casting the movie. I repeat: I AM NOT CASTING THE MOVIE. I have about as much say in casting as you do. I don’t know who this person is. I do not know if he speaks English. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HELLO SIR NO NEED TO BUTTON UP THAT POLO.)

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Oh sweet baby jesus, Chris looks like snookie. I actually thought he was her but then his height gave him away.

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fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

“That’s the thing about pain…it demands to be redneckognized.”

“I fell in love the way you drink GoGo Juice: slowly, then all at once.”

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fishingboatproceeds:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.” 

Wait. Wrong book.

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